1.-THE POPE OWNED UP TO THE BOLIVIAN TSUNAMI. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2.-THE REAL HOPES OF CHAVEZ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3.-LEONIDAS & JERJES... THE REAL STORY --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4.-BUSH: THE REAL SUPER MAN ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5.-EVO MORALES: "I WANT TO BE A SON OF THE BEACH" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
1.- THE POPE Joseph Ratzinger, alias The Nazi Pope, benedict XVI, gollum, or however you want to call him, the pope talked to The Bolivian Tsunami. That's what he said... [BT: The Bolivian Tsunami] [P: Pope]
BT: hello Mr Joseph... can we call you Joseph?
P: yes, you can, after all, it's not my real name
BT: Isn't it? so, could you tell us what's your real name?
P: i'll never tell you that my real name is Sméagol, it's a secret!
BT: So, are you confessing to be gollum?!
P: no, I'm just Nazi
BT: it's not a
surprise, but our question was if you were Gollum
P: [so nervous] no, i'm not!!!! who told you this fucking lie??!!
BT: you told us that your name was Sméagol and that you were nazi too
P: no, holy bastard!!! all of you will be burning on hell!!!! oh! motherfuckers! if Hitler, my lord who is on heaven, or latin america, could see how assholes you are.... mhhh... can we start the interview again???
BT: ehhh... sure, let's start again
P: ok, i'm ready
BT: Hello Mr Benedict XVI
P: good morning to all God's children, including you
BT: oh, thank you. how does it feel to be the pope?
P: oh! it's nothing special, it's just being one of the two most powerful men on the earth.
BT: two most powerful men?? wh
o is the other one?
P: George Bush
BT: and... which do you think is the biggesst difference between Bush and you?
P: people don't hate me... and... i also can fly!!!!!!!!
BT: can you?
P: Hell yeah!...
BT: so... can you walk over water too?
P: are you kidding me?! that's not an evil power of the horror empire that our holy fürer had began
BT: ok, so, what about this horror empire that you're talking about?
P: Shut up fuckin', and go away, i don't wanna talk to you anymore.... i'll kill you by myself, i knew chaiten's volcano couldn't do it!!!!
BT: so, is it the end of the interview?
P: i think so
BT: ok, so good bye mr. pope, see you next time!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE REAL HOPES OF CHAVEZ: Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's president, he's so famous because he's always saying peaceful messages to the humanity, we could say he's the second jesus, no, it's not true, he's just a fuckin' funny asshole who everytime he opens his mouth, says just crap.... whatever....
we talked to him and he told us about his real hopes
(or something like that). Chavez was born, grew up, and he's not dead yet. One da
y he met a man, Chavez thought that man was so handsome, and he tried to kiss him, but the man, who got really confused, hit him. After some time, Chavez discovered that this man was called George Bush, and he got really mad. Suddenly, Chavez killed the other candidates to the presidency.... and we all know what happened then. Now Chavez is trying to be the messiah, he thinks he'll give the sea to bolivia and stop every single war in the world..... Ok, we're just kidding, he just wants to fuck all presidents on the world.
(those were his real hopes).
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3.- JERJES AND LEONIDAS
Leonidas and Jerjes, them both, a whale
!!!!!!
Leonidas and Jerjes are really good friends, they like going to the cinema, going to the park, eating ice creams together and somethings they didn't want to tell us.... whatever.
BT: So, are you confessing to be gollum?!
P: no, I'm just Nazi
BT: it's not a
surprise, but our question was if you were Gollum P: [so nervous] no, i'm not!!!! who told you this fucking lie??!!
BT: you told us that your name was Sméagol and that you were nazi too
P: no, holy bastard!!! all of you will be burning on hell!!!! oh! motherfuckers! if Hitler, my lord who is on heaven, or latin america, could see how assholes you are.... mhhh... can we start the interview again???
BT: ehhh... sure, let's start again
P: ok, i'm ready
BT: Hello Mr Benedict XVI
P: good morning to all God's children, including you
BT: oh, thank you. how does it feel to be the pope?
P: oh! it's nothing special, it's just being one of the two most powerful men on the earth.
BT: two most powerful men?? wh
o is the other one?P: George Bush
BT: and... which do you think is the biggesst difference between Bush and you?
P: people don't hate me... and... i also can fly!!!!!!!!
BT: can you?
P: Hell yeah!...
BT: so... can you walk over water too?
P: are you kidding me?! that's not an evil power of the horror empire that our holy fürer had began
BT: ok, so, what about this horror empire that you're talking about?
P: Shut up fuckin', and go away, i don't wanna talk to you anymore.... i'll kill you by myself, i knew chaiten's volcano couldn't do it!!!!
BT: so, is it the end of the interview?
P: i think so
BT: ok, so good bye mr. pope, see you next time!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
THE REAL HOPES OF CHAVEZ: Hugo Chavez, Venezuela's president, he's so famous because he's always saying peaceful messages to the humanity, we could say he's the second jesus, no, it's not true, he's just a fuckin' funny asshole who everytime he opens his mouth, says just crap.... whatever....we talked to him and he told us about his real hopes
(or something like that). Chavez was born, grew up, and he's not dead yet. One da
y he met a man, Chavez thought that man was so handsome, and he tried to kiss him, but the man, who got really confused, hit him. After some time, Chavez discovered that this man was called George Bush, and he got really mad. Suddenly, Chavez killed the other candidates to the presidency.... and we all know what happened then. Now Chavez is trying to be the messiah, he thinks he'll give the sea to bolivia and stop every single war in the world..... Ok, we're just kidding, he just wants to fuck all presidents on the world.(those were his real hopes).
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3.- JERJES AND LEONIDAS
Leonidas and Jerjes, them both, a whale
!!!!!!
Leonidas and Jerjes are really good friends, they like going to the cinema, going to the park, eating ice creams together and somethings they didn't want to tell us.... whatever. We asked them the big doubt everybody have in mind, we asked them about if they were lovers, but they have the same doubt, so, we wasted our time... but we snooped them after the interview.... and we discovered somethings.
1.- they live together
2.- Jerjes doesn`t use underwear
3.- Leonidas is getting fat
4.- Jerjes has never taken a shower (without Leonidas)
5.- they aren't gay, Leonidas is a hairy woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4.- BUSH: THE REAL SUPERMAN
George Bush, the president of the USA, though he is one of the most powerful men on the world, he also has some other aspects that many people have not idea.
He has supermuscles, to support all a country and win every war, He's a super macho too xD
he can seduce a turkey and no one will gossip about a fuckin' animal affair
his umbrella can be upside down and nobody could laugh at him
he can be that sad (sniff!) that could make us cry...
he can destroy countries
if they don't want to reduce
the price of the oil to USA
he can even see long distances if his small telescope's viewfinders are filled!!!!!!
and he's like the loveliest honey bunny
he's our bush... the real super man
nobody can stop him
nobody can fuck his empire, not even us.
that's our bush
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Have you ever seen such a horrible happy face as this?... We have!
1.- they live together
2.- Jerjes doesn`t use underwear
3.- Leonidas is getting fat
4.- Jerjes has never taken a shower (without Leonidas)
5.- they aren't gay, Leonidas is a hairy woman -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
4.- BUSH: THE REAL SUPERMAN
George Bush, the president of the USA, though he is one of the most powerful men on the world, he also has some other aspects that many people have not idea.
He has supermuscles, to support all a country and win every war, He's a super macho too xD
he can seduce a turkey and no one will gossip about a fuckin' animal affair
his umbrella can be upside down and nobody could laugh at him
he can be that sad (sniff!) that could make us cry...
he can destroy countries
if they don't want to reduce
the price of the oil to USA
he can even see long distances if his small telescope's viewfinders are filled!!!!!!
and he's like the loveliest honey bunny
he's our bush... the real super man
nobody can stop him
nobody can fuck his empire, not even us.
that's our bush
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Have you ever seen such a horrible happy face as this?... We have!
But not gonna tell you nothing about Rocio Marengo without make up!
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